Listings: December 2008 Archives
2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 1,519 sqft, 2,560-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40385586, $499,000
Two master suites grace this bright and sunny Bay Colony duet [...] Very short distance to the ferry, schools, shopping, [...] walking paths along San Francisco Bay.
The MLS(r) listing is amusingly worded:
Sunny duet [...] Two master suites and additional ½ bath. [...] This propety has a "long driveway". Vaulted ceilings & lots of windows. Roof two years old. [...]The "propety" has a "long driveway". Not a long driveway, mind you--a "long driveway". I'm not sure why that would be a selling point, with or without the scare quotes. And even if there were a pool of buyers out there with a "long driveway" fetish, $328 / sqft is on the high side for a duet on such a teeny tiny lot.
Maybe the owners are tired of serving two master bedrooms (although I'm not clear on how both bedrooms in a 2-BR unit can be the master), considering:
Assuming the property does sell for $499,000, and subtracting 6% for agent commissions and the price of a new roof (rounding down to net proceeds of $450,000), we're looking at $200,000 up in smoke in less than 4 years. That's just under what most people take home in solidly middle-class 94502. Well done.
Last sale and tax info
- Sold 03/25/2005: $650,000
- 2008 Property Tax: $10,280
Great east end location. [...] Large living room with hardwood floor. Formal dining room. Fireplace. [...] Property is now ready to show & sell.Note the last sentence, which (unwittingly?) implies the last go-round wasn't exactly a good listing.
Because I suspect we're going to start seeing a lot more of these lists-relists-REO-foreclosure-flips, I'm inaugurating a new category, the "repeat offenders."
4 bedrooms (3+2 per listing), 2 1/2 bathrooms, 2,415 sqft, 5,620-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40385895, $620,000
[...] contractor's special. Two homes on one lot. [...] front [...] charming victorian style home with [...] partial basement. The rear cottage was gutted and ready for completion. Off-street parking. Nice yard and great location [...]Something tells me "rear cottage was gutted and ready for completion" is code for "we ran out of HELOC money before we finished the job" given:
Way to add value.
Last sale and tax info
- Sold 06/29/2006: $655,000
- 2008 Property Tax: $8,629
Can you actually claim the gutted cottage's bedrooms and bathrooms in the listing if it's actually been gutted (which in my book means it's not livable as is)?
Update 12/18/08: I drove by and verified that the block is moderately nice, except for the high school down the block and the house right next door to this property at 549 (you can see a piece of it in the picture above), which seems to be in pretty bad shape.
Update 9/28/09: Sold for $412,000. Not a typo. Outstanding 37% drop in 3 years earns the property an "Epic" tag.
3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, 2 stories, 1,600 sqft, approx. 5,660-sqft lot, boat dock, MLS(r) #40385068This property is reportedly in the DEEP WATER DOCK subdivision of Alameda:
Fabulous waterfront home [...] boat dock. Updated boathouse w/ kitchen & bath. [...] Putting green, 13 fruit trees, brick bbq. [...] totally one of a kind with finest appliances, family room of glass-ready for the most discriminative buyer. Great central location.
I'd like to know what the heck a "family room of glass" is, and in what universe that address is a "central location."
Keen-eyed readers will have noticed that I left the price out, except for the hint in the gray picture above the map.
For the benefit of large-print book aficionados, let me take a moment to display this property's price in a font size that fits its standing as The Most Grotesquely Inflated List Price In All Of Alameda. Drum roll please, as we reveal this home's list price of...
It comes out to
I understand the house has been
I wasn't able to find any sale history, so maybe it's all paid off and the property owners will be able to drop the price by, say, one million dollars or so, to bring it in line with the market.
This is so completely, mind-blowingly insane it almost deserves its own super-epic category.
Update 2/3/09: Another obscenely-priced property showed up on the same block, but at least 2921 Marina Drive has the decency to be priced at $1,079,000 for 2,064 sqft (29% larger, $523 / sqft) and come with a brand new lift (whatever that is).
Update 2/20/09: Price dropped to $1,395,000, perhaps in response to the onslaught of waterfront properties suddenly for sale.
Update 4/25/09: Price dropped to $1,195,000 with new MLS(r) #40406597.
Update 8/10/09: Price dropped to $950,000, with new MLS(r) #40423754. That's 47% off the initial price.
Update 9/29/09: Sold for $950,000.
$468000 Luxury Harbor Bay 1,520 sq.ft. (alameda) (map)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-12-12, 9:25PM PST
Coming Soon For Sale by Owner/Agent. On Beautiful Harbor Bay. Community pool and sauna. Fantastic bike/walking trails on the Bay in Alameda. Near the Ferry (To San Francisco), Two large bedrooms, two full bathrooms, Master suite has two closets, private bath, balcony. Large living room w/vaulted ceiling. Open floor plan with formal dining room. Attractive wood floors in entry, kitchen and formal dining room. Interior laundry area, attached garage with inside access. Priced thousands below comparable sold next door. Approximately 1,520 sq.ft. Phone Donnaluci 510.207.2378 --- $468,000.
108 parfait lane at sheffield
I'm not convinced this unit is the same as last September's listing, mostly because...
- the buildings in that area look considerably larger than 1,520 sqft (i.e. the street number likely matches multiple units):
- the current price is so much less than the other listing's was;
- this unit is being represented by its owner (I can't imagine why an agent/owner wouldn't represent it the first time around--it's not as if real estate agents are particularly busy these days);
- various places on the Web suggest there are at least two units at 108 Parfait Lane, with different unit numbers (#36E, #378)
That said, it's not hard to find what looks like a pre-foreclosure notice on one of the units and a previous sale price that's very close to this listing's current list price.
It's also easy to wonder why any buyer would willingly trust a real estate professional to represent their best interest during a transaction in which they have a built-in conflict of interest, when they can't seem to represent their own best interest (if indeed Donnaluci is the owner of the property affected by the pre-foreclosure notice and the inflated prior transaction price).
To her credit (I suppose), Donnaluci does seem to want a career change:
Hello, I've just joined the AARP and would like to say hello. Michigan, Automobiles, buyouts? Wow, are you glad that you've retired before all of this started? I am in my 20th year of Real Estate and am looking to reinvent myself.Posted: December 6, 2008 12:39AM EST
Just as its failed cousin at 2318 Pacific , 2324 "Possibilities for the Sophisticated Urbanite" Pacific is now back on the market. For $638,000, or $228,000 more than its last known sale price (which was suspiciously low, so
It's currently known as MLS(r) #40384680:
[...] NEW REMODEL.Legal Duplex!Seperate door.Great for small family to live on 1 floor and rent out 1 floor to help payment.[...] Lot size 4146 sf per Pre-lim.C-M zoning(buyer to check with City)
[...] NEW REMODEL.Easy to rent out,produce good income.Great for investor to live in 1 unit and rent out 2nd unit.[...] Seller give 2 new refrigerator(Seller's choice) at closing
For some reason, the description reminds me of Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
Update 12/13/08: No comment--
Update 3/11/09: This property dropped its price twice while I wasn't paying attention. This has got to be one of the droppingest addresses in all of Alameda when you combine its multiple listings in the past 2-3 years.
Great Investment Two Lots + Two Houses Pacific/Park St! Open Sunday (alameda) (map)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-12-13, 10:18AM PST
This is a great commercial/residential investment.
Two seperate lots (11000 sqft) + (4000sqft) combined both lots = 15000sqft
can build !!
Two seperate houses (large 4 bedroom) + (Duplex 2 and 3 bedroom)
open sunday 1-5
$638,000 to $598,000 on 02/07/09This property sold for $410,000 last August. It's now listed for $128,000 more (down from $228,000 last December). Because there's only so much renovation you can do in less than 4 months, and because I suspect the flipper contractor owner probably cheaped out on everything and saved a bunch by calling in favors and/or doing the work themselves, let's say the "improvements" cost $30K. Subtract 6% for commissions and we're still looking at a $50,000-$60,000 profit. I don't think so.
$598,000 to $538,000 on 03/04/09
The upside is that all the car dealers at the end of the block have decamped permanently, so the stigma of the Alameda auto row is somewhat diminished.
4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, 2,219 sqft, 3,371-sqft lot (!!!), MLS(r) #40384449, $799,000In addition to being ugly, characterless and overpriced ($360 / sqft), this lovely Athena model also has the distinction of having been purchased new for even more money, and being unloaded (or at least put on the market) at a loss:
Lovely Athena model [...] Gorgeous hardwood floors & carpeting. [...] high-end kitchen with stainless steel appliances. [...] fireplace and nice built-in entertainment center. Finished patio with gas hookup for BBQ, free-standing fireplace! [...]
Assuming average rents for a reasonably-appointed 2- or 3-bedroom apartment in town, the property tax alone amounts to 2/3 of a year's rent. That's not counting insurance or mortgage or maintenance or anything else. Just the property tax. And the NAR morons have the gall to call renting a waste of money.
Last sale and tax info
- Sold 01/13/2006: $823,500
- 2008 Property Tax: $11,320
The mind boggles.
Update 2/3/09: Price dropped to $759,000 on 1/23/09.
I suppose it must have gotten bored with its new owner, and it's now back on the market. Here are the specs:
4 (or 5?) bedrooms (2 units: 2 (or 3?) BR + 2 BR), 1,767 sqft, 5,049-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40383398, $625,000
[...] Duplex. Fully Remodeled Downstairs unit. Upstairs has remodeled kitchen. Each unit has private backyard. [...]
Here's an excerpt from the previous description, back in 2007:
Alameda Residential Income -Zillow confirms the $533,000 transaction in early 2007, and adds a not-included-in-the-Zestimate $267,000 twist shortly thereafter:
Listed at $ 533,000Sold
760 Buena Vista Ave, Alameda 94501
[...] duplex. Upstairs [...] very clean 2 bedroom and 1 bathroom with an eat-in Kitchen. Formal diningroom and fireplace in livingroom. Accented with hardwood floors. Downstairs 2-1 needs TLC ! Large backyard. [...]
Sale History & Tax Info Sale History 02/21/2007: $267,000 * 01/30/2007: $533,000 04/10/1980: $64,000 No other sale data is available * Transaction not included in Zestimate.
The Google Street View picture above appears to be recent--the house looks somewhat better than I remember, and it seems to have a brand new concrete walkway leading up to the main unit's stairs.
Comparing the new description with its 2-year-old ancestor, one deduces the new owners bought the place and fixed up the downstairs unit, maybe did some work to the upstairs ("Upstairs has remodeled kitchen"), and possibly split up the yard so the tenant has their own little private plot. That's actually a nice touch, if that is indeed what they've done.
But I also suspect they're either running out of HELOC money, cash, time, interest, patience, or all of the above, and are realizing that they'd better sell this thing PDQ before they really get in trouble. Assuming they get their $625,000 (fat chance--$354 / sqft in that
Good luck, what with the holidays and all. Flipping houses, ain't it a riot?
I can't help but quote a delightful excerpt from the Alameda Sun article linked to in the first paragraph above:
Alameda Income Property
Published: Friday, 20 April 2007
All real estate transactions listed below were supplied to the Alameda Sun by Carol Martino, CRS, of Martino Associates and Mortgage Co.
Listed properties sold during the 1st quarter in 2007. All signs point to a positive rental market in 2007 fueled by several growth indicators. A Harvard University study indicates the rental population is expected to increase by 1.8 million rentals by 2015, thus increasing your property value. Single family homes may show some signs of slowing sales but a property in good condition and priced right are selling.
First Quarter Sales 760 Buena Vista Ave. $533,000 1/31/07 [...]
The jump from one data point in some unspecified Harvard study about expected rental population growth to the "income properties are going up in value," without a single piece of context (for example, how many housing units are being built to meet that demand?), simply defies the imagination.