McMansions on sale--258 Bryant Ave, 2408 Coral Sea St, 238 Hollister Ave

I harbor nothing but loathing for the (admittedly well-built) monstrosities that have flourished like kudzu out of the barren, infected soil of the west side for the past five years. They have no personality or yards (unless you count a spot to pitch your grill and a small-dog run as a yard), but they sport humongous floor plans, obscene kitchen and bathroom appointments, and price tags to match.

Thankfully, a lot of the investors idiots who bought into that development in the mid-2000s are losing their shirts.

This week, not one, not two, but three such monuments to housing bubbliness came on the market.

258 Bryant Avenue is by far the largest:

4 bedrooms, 3 1/2 bathrooms, 3,453 sqft, 5,162-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40426136, $975,000

It joins a chorus of other large houses on Bryant that have appeared on the market at various points in the past year or two:

• 410 Bryant (listed at $889,000, sold for $852,000, $6,500 less than its previous sale price, not counting commissions)
• 310 Bryant (listed at $799,000 last March, still unsold as far as I can tell)
• 350 Bryant (listed at $929,000 in late 2008, sold for $805,000 last Spring, a $51,500 loss v. its previous price before commissions)
  

258 Bryant is on its way to match its neighbors' performance--even if it sells at full price, the commissions guarantee a loss for the seller.

Property History for 258 BRYANT Ave

Date	Event	Price
Aug 24, 2009	Listed	$975,000
Nov 16, 2005	Sold	$956,000

2408 Coral Sea Street is a bit smaller, but still boasts 4 bedrooms and a "nice park close" by, which is handy to supplement the minuscule lot:

4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, 2,925 sqft, 3,760-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40426155, $737,550

[...] built in 2006. It sits near College of Alameda among a group of homes all recently built. Very spacious with living room, family room, large kitchen, courtyard off of dining room, laundry room, master bath suite. [...] nice park close to the house.

The funny non-round price is due to a rather checkered past:

Property History for 2408 CORAL SEA St

Date	Event	Price
Aug 24, 2009	Listed	$737,550
Dec 01, 2006	Sold	$567,000
Mar 23, 2006	Sold	$1,002,000

It, too, has neighbors in rather less than stellar shape:

• 2438 Coral Sea Street tried to sell itself numerous times and finally sold last spring for $750,000, $300,000 less than its initial list price in early 2008 and $230,000 less than its previous sale price in 2006. Blam.
  
• 2418 Coral Sea Street did too but still hasn't sold as far as I can tell.

Lastly, 238 Hollister Street, the smallest of the bunch. It "needs a new owner," evidently because the old one didn't work out too well. I wonder why a kitchen would need to be updated in a house built just 4 years ago.

3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, 2,361 sqft, 3,462-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40426267, $682,605

Move in Ready [...] updated kitchen, just needs a new owner to call this place home

Its price is also an amusing reflection of its owners' exceptional financial savvy:

Property History for 238 HOLLISTER Ave

Date	Event	Price
Aug 25, 2009	Listed	$682,605
Jun 02, 2009	Sold	$747,505
Dec 16, 2005	Sold	$832,000

One of its neighbors appeared to be having some trouble deciding what to do last October:

• 398 Hollister Avenue tried to sell itself for $787,000, then rent itself for $3,500 / month. Unsold as of 8/30/09.
  

So much for home ownership promoting neighborhood stability.

Update 9/28/09: 2408 Coral Sea sold for $688,500.