March 2009 Archives

Another giant McMansion on Bryant is for sale. This "highly sought after plan 9" was apparently "SOLD OUT" last year, and now is you chance to get another one for $9,000 more than what the other one is asking for after several price drops. Let's all jump up and down for joy. In fairness, this one has one more bedroom than 350 Bryant, so maybe it is worth the extra $9k.

The specs:

5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, 3,173 sqft, 4,280-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40402589, $889,000
Show blind! Plan 9. Flex flrpln-big MBR suite up plus main lvl MBR/office & BA. Crnr lot on culdesac & miniprk. Kit/FamRm cmbo-dbl oven, 5-brnr stove, great island, bar. BkYd w/ Trex dk, mature plantings, [...] 2 FPs-FmRm & LvRm. [...] Open Sun 3/29 1:30pm

410-bryant-ave-street-view.jpgIt was last sold right when it was built:

Last sale and tax info

Sold 09/14/2004: $858,500
2008 Property Tax: $11,934
The pricing strategy appears to be something along the lines of "We're not losing money on this! Let's get a pair of agents who will share a 4% commission and we can break even."

It looks great if you like huge new McMansions that look the same on tiny lots with nice, straight new sidewalks and minuscule green spaces whose personality gets brutally manicured out of them on a regular basis.

Update 8/30/09: Sold for $852,000, less than its 2004 price.

Solid--2267 Clinton Ave, Alameda, CA

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While we're revisiting old favorites, I submit that the overpriced cut-up Victorian jigsaw puzzle (9 units? Give me a break) at 2267 Clinton will be on the market well beyond its owners' lifetimes. Heck, the way it's going, the owners' children might die of old age still clinging to their $1.5M price point.

It's back as MLS(r) #40402191, at the new, low, low price of $1,425,000.

Based on the MLS(r) photos, there isn't much left of the property's much-vaunted Victorian character. Carpet, carpet everywhere, and not an unrented square inch to breathe. The (terrible) MLS(r) photos suggest some of the units are empty (so much for $114,600 yearly income), the two photographed kitchens look incredibly cheap, characterless and cramped, and other than the picture and chair rails and some woodwork that would take some effort to remove, there doesn't seem to be anything remotely Victorian left in this once-glorious carved-up house. And remember these are the official, cherry-picked photos aimed at representing the house in its best light to prospective buyers.

I am thoroughly underwhelmed. I could see paying $600,000 for the (enormous) building, lot and location, maybe, and spend another $200,000 turning it back into a real house. Not a penny more.

Update 1/8/10: And again, for a little less this time ($1,369,000).
Remember 1019 Santa Clara, the obscenely overpriced Tudor revival that started out at $895,000 only to slowly drop to $748,000 and then disappear, about a year ago? It's back. The agent's name and broker (Sima Talai, Prudential CA Franciscan Properties) match the email address last used on the Craigslist posts ("simat@sfpru.com"), so she hasn't been fired yet and will almost certainly close a full-price sale this time around now that the price has been massively cut unchanged to $748,000.

Can not get any better than this! [...] Tudor house with huge family/office, fireplace, manicured, easy to maintain back & front yard, [...] One garage, possibly 3 car port tandem.
I'll refer interested parties to the original post for specs and commentary. It's now known as MLS(r) #354673. In fairness, it's very pretty inside, the kitchen hasn't been Luftwaffied, and it seems to be staged beautifully. But $748,000 $689,000? Not on your life.

(thanks to danielsf for the update)
Combine a busy schedule with what looks like a Spring-bounce-ready market full of new listings, and you get a much abbreviated, but hopefully still informative, threefer post. The "appreciation" calculations are based on 4.5% yearly adjustment for inflation, 6% agent commissions, and 2009 sale at full list price (yes, I know, a likely story).

Today's gravitational cutlery includes the specimens below:

311 Centre Court, 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom townhouse, 1,720 sqft, $579,000 ($337 / sqft)

2009: $579,000
2004: $570,000
Appreciation*: -$166,000

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248 Cheswick Court, 3-bedroom, 2 1/2-bathroom townhouse, 1,891 sqft, $679,900 $624,900 ($330 / sqft)

2009: $624,900
2008: $719,938 (foreclosure/repo, most likely, although listing disingenuously says "Not a Short Sale"
2005: $731,500
Appreciation: -$285,000

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3292 Washington Street, 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom SFH, 1,563 sqft, $688,000 ($440 / sqft)

2009: $688,000
2005: $674,000
Appreciation: -$157,000

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It's always a great time to buy.

The kicker is that all three of these great investments are significantly overpriced and have very little chance of meeting my third assumption.
Speaking of fake wealth destruction, today's little Victorian at 1009 Central is up there with the best of them.

4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms (+ 2 non-permitted bathrooms), 1,365 sqft, 5,440-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40401382, $499,000

Beautifully maintained Victorian [...] lot of charm. Hardwood floors, updated kitchen [...] 2 bathrooms without permit [...] no garage but huge driveway for plenty of parking.

1009-central-ave-street-view.jpgThe pointy roof looks odd to me--I could be convinced it's original to the 1891 building, but something tells me it was added later on, based on countless other little Victorian cottages sprinkled all over the island.

The listing claims this is a two-story home, but it looks like a one-floor, high-basement cottage with a finished (or not) basement. There's what looks like a permit ready to go to convert the basement back to storage, so I'm not sure whether all four of the bedrooms (not to mention the two stowaway bathrooms) would stay:

Case / Application / Permit Number     CB07-1243
Type / Classification     Building
      Combination Building Permit
      Residential / Over the Counter
Address     1009 CENTRAL AVE
ALAMEDA, CA 94501  
Parcel Number     073-0392-015-00
File Date     11/16/2007
Status     B_OTC -  Ready to Issue
Status Date     2/15/2008
Valuation     $0.00
Fees     $7,107.35
Payments     $3,553.50
Balance     $3,553.85
Description     CODE ENF:X04-0395 & X05-0222(MM)CONVERT BASEMENT BACK TO STORAGE AREA BY CAPPING OFF BATHROOMS & KITCHEN -PLBG/MECH/ELE FROM ORIGINAL SOURCE & CONVERT ATTIC BACK TO STORAGE AREA (BLDG/PLBG/MECH/ELE)

I didn't find a permit for foundation work; one other recent permit indicates some sheetrock had to be removed in the basement to ascertain whether basement walls were load-bearing and bring the basement up to code. All of this suggests to me the foundation might need some work, but again I'm happy to be corrected if anyone has credible evidence to the contrary (one wishes more homes would make that determination as easy as 2323 Buena Vista).

Now, what about that phantom wealth destruction?

Property History for 1009 CENTRAL Ave

Date Event Price
Mar 21, 2009 Listed $499,000
Aug 04, 2005 Sold $700,000
That's about 29% off its 2005 sale price. Of course, I expect some agent to chime in triumphantly when it sells quickly after multiple bids over asking. They can cling to their denial of the inevitable return to normalcy that's hitting the Bay Area for as long as they want. 

Update 9/19/09: Relisted for $460,750.
Sometimes I wonder if the Treasury is printing money to make up for the massive wealth destruction occurring all over the country as the excesses of the housing bubble are being wrung out of the system. Of course, none of the money being lost was ever real money, and it's painfully clear nobody likes what the Treasury is doing. Today's McMansion in the West end is a subprime example of foresight and excellent money management:

4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, 2,925 sqft, 3,760-sqft lot, MLS(r) #80914276, $690,000 $790,000
Award winning design [...] shows like model. Over $15,000 in kitchen upgrades and $22,000 in countertop and flooring upgrade. Beautiful Bamboo flooring, [...] Stainless Steel appliances, Thermador built-in refrigerator, double oven, caesar stone counters [...] Won't last long!

310-lina-street-view.jpgThey're so sure it "[w]on't last long" they raised the price by $100,000 the day it was listed. Or maybe the initial list price was a Freudian typo.

Property History for 310 LINA Ave

Date Event Price Source
Mar 20, 2009 Price Changed $790,000 MLSListings #80914276
Mar 20, 2009 Listed $690,000 MLSListings #80914276
Nov 28, 2006 Sold $1,088,500 Public Records
My favorite part, though, is the lovely bath the owners are taking on this property: $298,500 (27%) in 30 months or so--that's about $10,000 per month going "poof" since they purchased the property. Assuming they've been making regular payments since they moved in, this is roughly the same as paying $15,000-$18,000 a month in rent, with the added bonus of a couple of blown FICO scores and (most likely) a stress-related illness or two. But we know full well homeownership is the best way to build wealth.

At $270 / sqft, it's still too much, of course, especially considering how small the lot is. And $790,000 is a lot of money, regardless of how big the house might be. Now that lending has returned to reasonable standards, anyone buying this property would have to have between $80,000 and $160,000 in cash and $200,000 or more stable yearly income. Considering how well the economy is doing in California, I'm sure the sellers will find dozens of qualified buyers in no time flat.

To all the Alameda real estate agents who say things like...

the prices in Alameda have always held their values for the most part! We are again seeing some multiple offers on properties!
maybe it's time you stopped lying through your teeth making provably false statements being ignorant idiots working.

(Thanks to Sam Bezi for this post's title) 
 
Update 4/10/09: Also known in the local MLS(r) as #40404344.
It appears that spamming Craigslist with borderline bait-and-switch ads and even the old "Taking multiple offers on Saturday from 1 to 4" trick didn't work (imagine that!), so 601 Fortress Isle is back on the market.

Again.

It's now on the MLS(r) as #40401150 (no Redfin link yet), listed for $722,000, with no description. The same broker that was carpet-bombing Craigslist with his idiot agents who think Alameda has an ocean view and a lake still has the listing.


A reader kindly provided photos of the new listing at 1902 Chestnut, which is an interesting hotchpotch indeed. Here are the specs:

2 houses on one lot: one large triplex + one ranch house
Triplex has 3 + 1 + 2 bedrooms, 1 + 1 + 1 1/4 bathrooms
Rancher has 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom
3,121 total sqft per Zillow public records, 6,975-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40400263, $658,000

Unique [..] Victorian Triplex + a ranch style 3 bedroom house. [...] New roofs, back stairs 2008, # 2003 is fixed up & ready to rent! Interesting architecture & details. This property needs work [...]
Here's what the structures look like (thanks for the photos!):

1902-chestnut-st-01.jpgThe ranch house in back was built in 1967 and looks respectable, if not attractive:
 
1902-chestnut-st-03.jpgThe shingles look as though they could use a little help:

1902-chestnut-st-02.jpgThe property is said to need some work, and is sold "in its present condition" according to the OMM flyer. Other than the new roof and back stairs, it's not clear how much you'd have to spend for the unspecified "work" required by the property. The back stairs were permitted and completed about a year ago:

Case / Application / Permit Number     B08-0461
Type / Classification     Building
      Building Permit
      Residential / Over the Counter
Address     1902 CHESTNUT ST
ALAMEDA, CA 94501  
Parcel Number     071-0256-021-00
File Date     4/24/2008
Status     B_OTC -  Finaled
Status Date     8/28/2008 8:38:22 AM
Valuation     $0.00
Fees     $1,793.78
Payments     $1,793.78
Balance     $0.00
Description     DEMO & REBUILD SECOND STORY DECK, STAIR & SIDING (LIKE FOR LIKE)
Assuming the units referred to as "2001" and "2003" in the flyer are on Eagle Ave, there's also some permit history available for at least one of those:

Case / Application / Permit Number     B08-0966
Type / Classification     Building
      Building Permit
      Residential / Over the Counter
Address     2001 EAGLE AVE
ALAMEDA, CA 94501  
Parcel Number     071-0256-021-00
File Date     8/7/2008
Status     B_OTC -  Finaled
Status Date     8/21/2008 8:14:33 AM
Valuation     $0.00
Fees     $471.80
Payments     $471.80
Balance     $0.00
Description     TEAR OFF AND RE-ROOF W/SHEATHING (CLASS 'A') INSTALL SPARK ARRESTER IF NEEDED; REPAIR 3 DRYROTTED CHIMNEY CHASES


The property's last recorded sale happened over 20 years ago:

Last sale and tax info

Sold 12/10/1986: $97,000
2008 Property Tax: $7,857
While $658,000 ($211 / sqft) for two respectably-sized houses might sound like a good deal, I wouldn't jump on it just yet--the location is hardly prime (although it's on a non-hideous stretch of Eagle Avenue, unlike some other homes), and the amount of work that might be needed makes me suspicious.

The flyer mentions an actual rental income of about $63,000 for 2008, and a projected $77,400 for 2009 (it's not clear how they justify a 23% income increase when one of the units is vacant, two are month-to-month, and one is Section 8). Trulia's handy mortgage calculator comes up with a monthly payment around $4,300 assuming 10% down, 6.25% interest rate (jumbos are still somewhat expensive), and $7,000 yearly property tax. Add another $500 a month for maintenance and a little extra padding for unexpected issues (or the shortfall from spending your down payment rather than investing it), and we're looking at about $5,000 in fixed monthly costs.

Assuming last year's $63,000 rental income, this a barely a break-even proposition, which is better than what passes for "investment properties" in Alameda these days, but hardly a screaming deal. Add in one or two big-ticket items like a new foundation, a plumbing or electrical redo, or window replacement, insulation or other "green" type of jobs to make the house appealing to the next buyer (or to attract the kind of well-paid tenants who care about those things), and you're set to be in the red for several years.

It'll be interesting to see what kind of action this property gets. Please do post any observations in the comments if you attend an open house. And please don't disturb the occupants.


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Remember 1201 Central, the non-luxurious luxury home that comes with all its appliances, last seen on the market last summer?

It's back as MLS(r) #40400498. The property description is essentially unchanged.

Gorgeous 3 Bed 3 Bath Home! Over 1700 sq ft. Corner location on tree lined Central Avenue. Stone tiled kitchen nook. All appliances stay - washe, dryer, stove, refrig all less than 2 years old. Luxerious His & Hers walk-in closets in upstairs master bedroom - Luxury Alameda Living
The owners tried $689,000, then $629,000, then took the property off the market. It came back today at $599,000, which is substantially less than they paid for it in 2003, especially if you include 6% commission. It really makes me wonder if they grossly overpaid in 2003, or if they let the property go to pot, or both.

Update 3/18/09: This is indeed a short sale.
I've seen weird listings but this one really takes the cake.

$569000 Open House in Alameda w/ Izabella Lipetski (alameda)


Reply to: ilipetski@yahoo.com
Date: 2009-03-14, 7:06PM PDT


Please join Real Estate Agent, Izabella Lipetski tomorrow from 2-4pm in Alameda for an open house at 56 Bannister Way.
Come see the beautiful 3BD/2.5Bath duet house in scenic Alameda. High ceiling with lots of windows, spacious family room, gorgeous hardwood floors, 2-way fireplace, sunny eat-in kitchen w/granite counters, trranquil sunny backyard, spacious driveway, large mastersuite. Close to Ferry, Shoreline and school.

Presented by Izabella Lipetski at (510)506-2072. House is listed by Harbor Bay Realty, listing agent Ringo Liu.
For information on more homes, please visit www.IzabellaLipetski.com






56 Bannister Way   google map   yahoo map
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1075454903

I thought agents were supposed to represent sellers and their properties, not themselves. Note Ms. Lipetski's name is there 4 times (if you include her site name), twice before the address is even mentioned. Maybe she's planning to treat the visitors with a special performance of Death of a Salesman.

Can you imagine any other comparable industry pulling this kind of stunt?

Please join Chevrolet Specialist, Ron A. Cashdollar tomorrow from 2-4pm in Alameda for a walk through of the used car lot at 1926 Park Street [...] All commissions on Chevys for sale go to Good Chevrolet salesman Vinnie Nova.
or

Please join meatloaf expert chef, Mary Yum tomorrow from 2-4pm in Alameda for a tasting at 1650 Park Street [...] meatloaf prepared by Lynn, former owner of the Season to Taste deli.


Color me puzzled.

This open house is for 56 Bannister, which I covered last month.

Charts!

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Matt Goyer from Redfin suggested I add some of their charts to the site. I'm not a big fan of blog bling, so you won't see any silly widgets in the side bar. Instead, I created a new page that will host charts and miscellaneous data from various providers. If you know of interesting, useful and credible charts I can add, please let me know, either with a comment on that page or by email (name-of-this-site-before-dot-com-AT-gmaildotcom).
A side effect of completing a sold-out housing development at the top of a housing bubble is that, when the market turns sour, an entire subdivision is underwater all at once. This week's McMansionette at 310 Bryant Ave has the following specs:

4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, 2,925 sqft, 4,013-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40400068, $799,000

Master developmnt [...] W/ Newer elementary Sch. Spacious Private sunny courtyard & backyard w/ morning & afternoon sun. [...] Extra large master suite. [...] Formal dining rm w/ spacious kitchen & lots of cabinets. Big family Rm. Anderson window.

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The sale history might be a lesson for future buyers:

Property History for 310 BRYANT Ave

Date Event Price
Mar 14, 2009 Listed $799,000
Aug 19, 2005 Sold $861,000
But we know all too well home buyers aren't exactly the most prudent type, so somebody will probably think this is a great bargain at $273 / sqft and buy it near list price in the worst down market in US history. Oh well.
 

Some listings stay on the market for more than a year. Others come back on the market after less than a year. The condo at 11 Eclipse Court (another Wendy Sanda special) is in the latter camp, having last closed escrow in April, 2008. The specs:

2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 1,443 sqft, MLS(r) #40399496, $535,000 ($371 / sqft)

LOVELY UPSTAIRS 2 BED/2 BATH ALL ONE LEVEL. [...] NEWER CARPET AND PAINT, REFINISHED HARDWOOD ENTRY/KITCHEN, ALL NEW KITCHEN APPLIANCES, GAS STOVE, WOOD BURNING FIREPLACE [...]
This unit was purchased in 2008 for considerably less than its current price:

Property History for 11 ECLIPSE Ct

Date Event Price
Mar 11, 2009 Listed $535,000
Apr 07, 2008 Sold $437,000
May 16, 2000 Sold $350,000
One presumes the wished-for $98,000 premium is a refund for the ALL NEW KITCHEN APPLIANCES, miscellaneous REFINISHED sections, and agent commission.

While we're discussing agents, here's a plea to Ms. Sanda: Will you please stop yelling in your listings and learn how to type like a greater, rather than lesser, ape (pace this little fella)?

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This is getting out of control. Not five, not six, not seven, eight nine! houses on the Marina / Fernside waterfront are now on the market or in various states of pendingness. 3031 Marina Drive just appeared, with the following specs:

2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, 1,249 sqft, 5,016-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40399978

Fabu
(as of this writing, the MLS(r) description is a terse "Fabu").

Redfin and other MLS(r) sites show this as a new listing, but ZipRealty says it was listed on 1/14/09 (2 months ago).

The sale history suggests this little 2+1 is probably almost paid off:

Last sale and tax info

Sold 07/30/1987: $340,000
2008 Property Tax: $6,283
A little history shows what happened to nominal prices between 1987 and the late 1990s (not much), so if we generously call this a $400,000 house before the 21st-century price runup, you might think it'd fetch something in the low $600,000s today (around $500 / sqft because of the waterfront premium), which is consistent with the presumed assessment value the $6,283 property tax is based on.

Appropriately, this "fabu" property is listed for a paltry $1,150,000, which not even the inflated price tag of its neighbor at 3045 Marina Drive rivals on a per-sqft basis ($921 / sqft v. $872 / sqft after $400K price drop for 3045 Marina Drive).

The waterfront must be crawling with yard signs.

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Update 3/20/09: Now on Craigslist.
I know a lot of buyers have been chomping at the bit for another chance to purchase 409 Shell Gate Road, which was on the market last year. All that pent-up demand, free-flowing credit and strong job market, combined with a realization that now is a great time to buy real estate and invest in your future, almost guarantee it's going to be gone by Sunday.

Well, your wish has come true, and you're getting a second chance! 409 Shell Gate Road is now back on the market, known as MLS(r) #40399644, and listed for a paltry $525,000, or only $349 / sqft for a unique gem of mid-1960s architectural flair.

408-shell-gate-road-alameda-street-view.pngPlease be courteous and try not trample each other as you rush to drop off your signed offer of 15% over asking with 40% down and 815 FICO.

(excuse me)

You may remember that this ugly run-of-the-mill rancher was advertised as follows (emphasis added):

Hawaii in alameda? This lovely home is a strolling distance to the shore, schools, shops and rest-aurants. It's a spacious 3bd/2baths/2cgarage cozy home. Features central heating, romantic fireplace in livingrm, move in condition. Hurry this won't last.
I hope words are nutritious, because that's all a lot of Realtors(tm) have to eat these days.
You may remember the "painted lady" Victorian on Morton that was bragging about its "unheard-of" price (and then its unheard-of price drop). It disappeared without a sale last last year, and with good reason--it was overimproved (if you can say what looked like a $75,000 tricked-out kitchen is "improved") and overpriced.

1304_morton_mine.jpgI heard through the grapevine the owners had bought a new house before selling the Morton property, and were in a bit of a bind.

Well, it's back (MLS(r) #40399138), for the even more unheard-of price of $975,000.

1304-morton-trulia.jpgIf I may quote myself:

Assuming an appreciation that matches historic trends (i.e. around 5%), today's price should be about $830,000.
It was listed for $1,250,000 at the time, which means it's down about 65% of where it needs to be.

Now consider that Lehman Brothers and relatively easy credit were still around then. The rhetorical question at the top of my original post now seems to be answering itself:

Why can't this house come on the market in a year or two, for $500K less?
Update 8/25/09: Still on the market with a really idiotic price drop from $975,000 to $949,999. Not only is "$949,999" a truly meaningless discount from $950,000, it also shuts out all the buyers who start looking at $950,000 using various real estate Web sites. Well done, genius(es).

Update 8/27/09: Still on the market for any one of three prices.

Update 11/13/09: Pending.
As promised earlier today, here's a short summary of goings-on at 1616 Cornell Drive, a pointy English Tudor on a corner lot in the East End with the following vitals:

3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, 1,487 sqft, 4,040-sqft lot, MLS(r) #40398284, $749,500

[...] 1929 English Tudor is in the desirable Fernside neighborhood, and walking distance to top-rated schools. [...] fine architectural details, [...] updated kitchen, lots of storage, built-in cabinetry, a wood-burning fireplace [...] much more.

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Nothing terribly interesting about this property other than its excessive price ($504 / sqft), whose only justification is the property's previous sale price under three years ago:

Property History for 1616 CORNELL Dr

Date Event Price
Mar 05, 2009 Listed $749,500
Nov 17, 2006 Sold $740,000
Note to buyers: nothing good comes out of paying too much for your house.

Update 4/9/09: Amusingly, the price was increased to $769,500.

Update 10/4/09: Finally a teeny tiny price drop, to $720,000, after about 7 months on the market. "New low price" my foot. ZipRealty has this listing tagged as a short sale (no surprise there).

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Sorry for the low post volume this week; not very many interesting listings coming on the market. Mostly relists like...

  • 1527 Willow St (MLS(r) #40398697, $724,500), covered a month ago;
  • 1626 Alameda Ave (MLS(r) #40398582, $1,145,000) with a new agent. The listing is always in ALL CAPS regardless of the agent representing the house, so I'm guessing the owner might have some control issues evidenced by their lack of sale in something like 10 years or more of trying to unload their "mansion";
  • 538 Palace Ct (MLS(r) #40398372, $435,000), a sad, unrecognizably Victorian "duplex" I didn't have the heart to cover last year because it's so sad looking;
  • 1612 Minturn St (MLS(r) #40398229, $545,000), covered a couple of months ago.
One relist I didn't cover is 1611 San Antonio, at the same idiotic high price at which it failed to sell last year:

$1059000 / 4br - Fabulous Gold Coast Property ~OPEN SUN~. 2PM-4:00PM (alameda) (map)


Reply to: daveparkrealtor@gmail.com
Date: 2009-03-07, 7:32AM PST


Don't miss this fabulous 4bedroom 2bath turn of the century brown shingle home on a large deep lot in Alameda's exclusive Gold Coast neighborhood.

For more information visit www.1611SanAntonio.com
The listing history is sad (what little you can get from the MLS(r) anyway):

Property History for 1611 SAN ANTONIO Ave

Date Event Price
Jan 01, 2009 Listed $1,059,000
Jan 01, 2009 Off Redfin *
Sep 18, 2008 Listed *
Sep 18, 2008 Off Redfin *
Sep 13, 2008 Price Changed *
Sep 08, 2008 Relisted *
Jul 12, 2008 Relisted *
Jul 10, 2008 Off Redfin *
Jun 21, 2008 Price Changed *
Jun 03, 2008 Relisted *
May 27, 2008 Off Redfin *
Apr 30, 2008 Listed *

If I remember correctly, one of the price changes last year was from $1,095,000 to $1,059,000. The Google search results aren't conclusive, but I do remember thinking the price drop was silly:

1611-san-antonio-previous-price-maybe.jpgI couldn't find a sale history for this property, so there should be room to drop significantly. Zillow's mostly useless Zestimates, which are usually much too high, have this house valued at $725,000 as of today, which is about right for...

4 beds, 2.0 baths, 2,148 sq ft, MLS(r) #40387468
I've only seen the outside, but trusted acquaintances tell me the house isn't in good enough condition to warrant a seven-digit price; supposedly lots of little annoyances and signs of age all over. I might just drop by an open house to confirm.

The Spite House's neighbor at 1343 Broadway (MLS(r) #40397569 and #40397471) came on the market this week, and I'll post on it when I have a chance to research it a little more. Also watch for a post on strategically-priced, sub-$1M 735 Palmera Court (MLS(r) #40398286), which is listed for considerably less than a neighbor a little while back, and a pointy, overpriced East-Ender at 1616 Cornell Drive (MLS(r) #40398284).

Update 4/27/09: Finally a price drop, to $938,000. Relisted as MLS(r) #40406999.

Update 9/28/09: Sold for $900,000.
Remember how one, then two, then five houses along the waterfront all seemed to come on the market in a semi-coordinated avalanche? Guess what: a sixth specimen at 3019 Marina Drive just appeared on the MLS. The specs:

3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, 2,000 sqft, no lot size specified, MLS(r) #353483, $1,038,000 ($519 / sqft)

Lovely [...] with fruit trees, vegetables, and plants. 40 ft dock for your boat [...] 2 bed/1 ba single story home in the front and 1 large waterfront studio in back. Upgraded kitchens and bathrooms. Gazebo with spa. [...] go fishing, boating right from your backyard. [...]
Zillow has very different specs:

2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, 976 sqft, 4,928-sqft lot ($1,064 / sqft)
It doesn't look like much from the street, but that's to be expected--the really interesting bits are on the other side:

3019-marina-drive-street-view.jpgWe now have six homes in a row vying for the well-heeled boater's dollars. Here's the previous map updated for this property:

3019-marina-drive-map.jpgThe sale history suggests the current owners should be able to drop their price by a few hundred thousand dollars (assuming they actually want to sell):

Last sale and tax info

Sold 05/05/2000: $505,000
2008 Property Tax: $7,264
Advertising two tiny buildings on one lot as one 3BR, 3BA, 2,000-sqft property is not exactly on the up and up as far as I'm concerned. This weird arrangement ensures that the average family with $1M to waste spend on a luxury-ish waterfront property will have no comfort or convenience whatever, unless they're the kind of family that likes to have two kitchens and be cramped in not one but two houses at once. The only candidates for this silly structure are probably divorced/widowed empty-nesters with a lot of cash, an expensive boating habit, and a hobby that makes having a second building extra super, like painters, jewelry makers, or crystal meth manufacturers.

Take a small buyer pool, divide it by six seven eight, and you get what looks like a pretty dicey situation for all of our contenders in the next few weeks (months)?

You can't make this stuff up

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Today's Craigslist post had me in stitches (almost). Here goes, in its entirety, with some highlighting for emphasis.

$485000 / 2br - Sweet and Charming Home with lots of Character! (alameda) (map)


Reply to: hous-1055041452@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-28, 8:17PM PST


Two bedrooms, one bathroom.
Charming home with lots of character. Built in 1912.
Beautiful refinished wood floor throught the home.
New roof!
New foundation!
Fresh paint!
Great central location in Alameda.
Quiet neighborhood of expensive homes.

*Price for quick sale before listing on MLS.
If interested call Moti at 415-850-4841

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The backyard and Home Depot special granite and short backsplash in the kitchen look especially appealing.

If you don't know where 1810 Hibbard is, here's a map with a street view. It looks like a bunch of super classy new construction homes on the west side with three five times as many pickup trucks than cars parked outside of them (I counted them), a big empty lot to the south of this property, and the striking modern sculpture below at the north end of the block:

1880-hibbard-street-storage-silos.jpgBut that's not what amused me most. This is:

2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, 744 sqft, 3,564-sqft lot, $485,000
You read right. 744 square feet for $485,000 ($652 / sqft) is "Price[d] for quick sale before listing on MLS."

Maybe whatever is stored in those silos has been wafting down the street and eating away at the owner's brain cells. Or maybe they didn't have enough room for a TV, radio, computer, or newspaper mailbox in their subcompact bungalow to be informed that there are no quick sales anymore (with the occasional exception, and both of those occurred before unemployment hit double digits in California and the S&P 500 hit an 11-year low), and that the kinds of price per sqft that actually sell in Alameda are less than half of their demented asking price.

  

It shouldn't come as much of a surprise that the owners are not quite there. You may remember this property from last year, when it was on the market with a rather colorful description courtesy of Ms. "Sam" McDowell:

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If you can't quite make out the description, here's what it says:

Its craftsman architectural integrity has been effectively exploited into a wreck created by the ravage of passing time or human beings????
Sure makes you want to move right in, doesn't it? Yet the current owners did pay $300,000 for it last April:

Last sale and tax info

Sold 04/30/2008: $300,000
2008 Property Tax: $2,099
In other words, this house is probably an attempt at a quick flip that's almost guaranteed to end poorly for the idiot flippers. Assuming they did things right, not luxuriously, and that the Craiglist post is factually accurate (i.e. the "new foundation" is a new foundation, not a cheap perimeter job, and the "new roof" really is a full roof replacement), we're probably looking at $60,000 worth of work given the condition the house appeared to be in.

That said, if the new roof, new foundation, and full rehab listed in the Craigslist post are their work, and if they're done properly (I have my doubts based on the cheap kitchen do-over and what looks like just a coat of paint on the windows, rather than a replacement), I must commend them for restoring what looked like a complete disaster. I'm almost tempted to wish them a break-even sale so they don't get completely turned off from rehabbing old houses in Alameda. It's an expensive hobby in this market, but I can think of much more destructive ways of killing time.

Update 3/9/09: On the MLS(r) as #4039891, same price.

Update 3/10/09: Reader Alyssa (yabbadabba) was kind enough to provide photos of the house taken when it was on the market last year, pre-renovation. Alyssa says:

I had a feeling this house would be flipped.  These are some before photos which show the sad state that the house was in; these photos are from February 2008.  The house looks better now from the photos.
Behold:

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Could be worse. Like, say, the side of the house:

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Or what looks like a landing in back:

1810-hibbard-before-IMG_0136.jpgOr what looks like the back of the house:

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Here's to hoping the current owners did more than just paint over all this grossness.

Update 4/11/09: Down to $469,000, with MLS(r) ID 40404510.

Update 9/5/09: Sold for $435,000 in June. I guess the new owners didn't see the pictures.