No way, Jose

This is rich. Jose Cerda-Zein, a local Realtor(tm), wants to do lunch with me and coach me so I (he and I, really) can create a great life for me and my family. To be a more successful real estate agent. To be less negative. Somehow José appears to believe I'm a Realtor(tm). 

Jose Cerda-Zein to me

L. Opine... i have a few questions...

 

1. I am curious are you a REALTOR?

2. What is your name?

3. If you are a Realtor... What is your production level? Spending your time being negative and researching must directly impact your production. I can help you increase your business so you dont have so much time on your hands.  

4. Lets grab lunch Tuesday or Wednesday at noon... We can discuss how I can coach you to become postive and succesful. and together we can create a great life for you and your family... That is what you want... isnt it? We could meet at... Toomies or Linguinis? Which one works for you.

 

Thank you so much for your time and giveing me the opportunity to work with you....  

Here's a question, Jose: what in my 220+ vitriolic posts makes you think I am a Realtor(tm)? Do I sound like a Realtor(tm)? Do I spend my time saying "interest rates are at historic lows" or "it's a buyer's market" or "buy now or be priced out forever" or "it's a great time to buy" or "prices are low" or "we've reached the bottom"? Do I capitalize random words? Do I paint an ever-rosy picture of the real estate market in Alameda?

You don't know me from Adam; I can tell you that we have never met. Yet why do you so readily offer to "coach me" so that you can take credit for the "great life for [me] and [my] family" that you and I will achieve together?
Are you in a cult, Jose? A Scientologist, perhaps?

Maybe you're not in a cult. You're a Realtor(tm). I get those confused.

Thanks for the email and for the laughs.