Je ne sais koa--3011 Fernside Blvd, Alameda, CA
If I see another listing touting the merits of a self-indulgent, over-improving kitchen remodel with Terminator appliances for the discriminating chef, I might start using foul language.
Today's kitchen porn comes courtesy of Angelo Raymundo:
I hope the pampered pups who live in this (almost!) 1,400-sqft 2-bedroom house with only 1 1/2 bathrooms but a $80K kitchen and a silly fountain in the yard had fun overimproving, because I doubt many people will enjoy the privilege of spending more money on their cabinets and appliances than the average American couple earns in a whole year for much longer. They might have to spend it on frivolous pursuits like food, education or healthcare instead.
Of course the nextsucker buyer isn't just getting a house--they're getting a STUNNING KITCHEN REMODEL!@@@ so they're going to have to drop some serious coinage. $521 / sqft for (almost!) 1,400 sqft, only 2 bedrooms and not even a spare shower in the house? Give me a break. I guess you could always bathe in the pond and rinse under the calming trickle.
The sale history is unsurprising:
Update 10/5/08: Price dropped a pathetic $30,000, "to sell." Pshaw.
Update 12/13/08: Sold for $667,500 after 43 DOM.
Today's kitchen porn comes courtesy of Angelo Raymundo:
Behold the koa-powered gleam:$719000 @@@BEAUTIFUL FERNSIDE TRADITIONAL W/STUNNING KITCHEN REMODEL!@@@ (alameda) (map)
Reply to: hous-846558723@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-18, 9:32PM PDT
OPEN HOUSE! SUNDAY, SEPT. 21st, 2-4:30PM
Gorgeous split-level Traditional in lovely Fernside neighborhood of Alameda, with 2 bedrooms and 1.5 baths and almost 1400 square feet of living space! Sophisticated and chic, this historical home boasts formal living and dining rooms, and an exquisitely remodeled kitchen, fit for any chef with discriminating taste; a spacious kitchen featuring VIKING appliances, including a six burner gas stove with double oven, stainless steel refrigerator and dishwasher, Brazilian Koa flooring, and self-closing walnut-stained cabinetry. From the kitchen, walk out onto the deck overlooking an enchanting garden with flowering plants and trees, complete with a fountain that offers the calming sounds of trickling water. And not to forget, the extra room and half bath on the lower level is perfect for office, den, or playroom. Ideally located in desirable East end near shops, parks, and transportation. A lovely home by any standard and one that is not to be missed!
Some highlighted features:
- Split-level 2 bdr / 1.5 bath
- Hardwood floors and carpeting throughout
- Fireplace in livingroom
- Stunningly remodeled kitchen includes:
* Stainless steel Viking appliances
* Brazilian Koa wood floors
* Walnut-stained self-closing cabinetry
* Marble countertops
* Eat-in area
* Access to deck/patio/garden
- Bonus/laundry room in basement
- One car garage with interior access
- Beautiful garden/patio area with shade trees and pond
- Mostly updated electrical, plumbing, and newer roof
For more information or to schedule a private showing, please call Angelo Raymundo with RE/MAX Accord at (510) 435-9543.
Virtual tour: www.3011FERNSIDE.com
Thank you for your interest!
I hope the pampered pups who live in this (almost!) 1,400-sqft 2-bedroom house with only 1 1/2 bathrooms but a $80K kitchen and a silly fountain in the yard had fun overimproving, because I doubt many people will enjoy the privilege of spending more money on their cabinets and appliances than the average American couple earns in a whole year for much longer. They might have to spend it on frivolous pursuits like food, education or healthcare instead. Of course the next
The sale history is unsurprising:
A note to the agent: Alameda has enough truly "historic" homes for you not to make up new ones for poetic effect. "Old" does not mean "historic". Look it up next time.
Sale History 08/29/2003: $522,000
Update 10/5/08: Price dropped a pathetic $30,000, "to sell." Pshaw.
$689000 PRICE REDUCED TO SELL! BEAUTIFUL FERNSIDE TRAD. W/STUNNING KITCHEN! (alameda) (map)
Reply to: hous-867404898@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-05, 11:34AM PDT
OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY, OCT. 5TH! 2-4:30PM
Gorgeous split-level Traditional in lovely Fernside neighborhood of Alameda, with 2 bedrooms and 1.5 baths and almost 1400 square feet of living space! Sophisticated and chic, this historical home boasts formal living and dining rooms, and an exquisitely remodeled kitchen, fit for any chef with discriminating taste; a spacious kitchen featuring VIKING appliances, including a six burner gas stove with double oven, stainless steel refrigerator and dishwasher, Brazilian Koa flooring, and self-closing walnut-stained cabinetry. From the kitchen, walk out onto the deck overlooking an enchanting garden with flowering plants and trees, complete with a fountain that offers the calming sounds of trickling water. And not to forget, the extra room and half bath on the lower level is perfect for office, den, or playroom. Ideally located in desirable East end near shops, parks, and transportation. A lovely home by any standard and one that is not to be missed!
Update 12/13/08: Sold for $667,500 after 43 DOM.
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